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You suck, I rock.

Bye.

Real Chinese

Okay. First, you have to go and ask your grandpa or grandma to describe the definition of a real Chinese?
What will they say? A real Chinese is a Chinese who speaks 100% Chinese and knows how to speak Hokkien, Teo Chew, Etc..

No no no no no. They are wrong.

We Chinese are classified into three types
a) Chinesestic
b) Bananas
c) Real Chinese

A) A chinesestic people is the Chinese who speaks Chinese very well but speaks English very badly. That’s not the way!

We Chinese, must learn English properly in order to have a bright future since English is the global language and is used by everyone.

We also have to learn how to speak English well so we wouldnt get bullied by the White People. We call them "Guai Lou".

So Chinesestic people, learn how to speak English well.

Next time, if you see these guai lous. You can counter them easily by speaking Good English.
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B) Bananas
What's the meaning of Bananas? Bananas are the Chinese people who cannot speak or understand Chinese at all but can speak English fluently.

They do not have to worry to be bullied by White People because of their fluent English.

But NO!
That's not the way.
Chinese people who do not know how to speak Chinese is not Chinese!
We as Chinese people, need to learn our mother tongue too!
Don humiliate the Chinese people.
So Bananas, all of you have to start to learn how to speak Chinese right now.



C) Real Chinese
A Real Chinese is the Chinese who knows how to speak Chinese and English fluently.


I am a real Hawaiian.

End.

You've got my champagne popped.

1. Hawaii is affected by the earthquake. =/

2. School is getting sucker and sucker right now.

3. I hate blogging.

4. There are still 20160 minutes or 1209600 seconds left for the stupid exams to reach.

It's hard to find someone that can be trusted.

Stop complaining and learn to appreciate everything you have around you.

Korean Korean. Stop.

I am sick of hearing anything which is related to Korean thingy or whatsoever.
Some of the girls in my class just can't stop talking about them everyday.
Dbsk, Super Junior, Big Bang, etc.
But still,
The worst Korean singers to me is SNSD.
Omg, They aren't hot at all.
The way they sing is even worse than the bands in Malaysia.
Most of them had their face surgery before they formed SNSD. What a lame name.
I am too lazy to find all of their pictures.
So,
I will only give you one example.

Uh my, SEEEE.
SNSD's male supporters, don ever get fantasized by them again.

Malaysia had just banned a show called Bruno.
That's sad.

Rest In Peace. Yoshito Usui.

Caught them having their happy moment at my hometown.

Damn.If only I have a camera to take a better one. :(

Eh.
Crayon Shin Chan rocks la.

Hug Me.

I took photo with guai po.
I feel damn proud already.

Save Them.

Do you know that our planet, Earth is getting worse and worse?
Why?
Because Earth is polluted by some retards which can be classified into 5 types.

1. Geeks

• Geeks.
• They are really useless.
• They are not interested in anything but obsessed with gadgets, electronics and GAMES.
• Geeks quote: Game is my only friend and life.
• Conclusion: Screw them.

2. Mr Know It All and Mr Always Right.

• They claim they know everything and think they are always right.
• They always give you a " Mr Know It All" face when they speak.
• But, they are always wrong in the end and what they can do is shut up.
• Unfortunately, some stubborn "Mr Know It All" don want to admit and can't stop whining like some blardy retards.
  
• Conclusion: Slap them.

3. Emo Human Beings

• They always emo everyday.
• The only thing they do is keep complaning about life and don know how to move on.
• Their parents have spent a lot of money on their education but how these emo kids repay them is emo whole day :D
• The parents can just dump them since they are too useless.
• Conclusion: It's normal to be emo, but don be like them and emo everyday. Futureless.
  

4. Pussies

• Another definition of pussies is cowards, who angry and can be hurt easily.
• Scold them a bit, and they don talk to you for one month already.
• Insult them a bit, they will emo whole day.
• Luckilly, the leaders all over the world aren't like them, or else the world will lose hope.
  
• Conclusiom : Don know what to say.
  

5. Ugly people, yet they still think they are damn handsome and have attitude problem.

• They should be thankful that i post a dog's picture for them because dogs are much better than them.
• They are the worst type of human being I have ever seen in my life.
• They keep denying that they are so damn handsome and can dominate the boys and girls in this world.
• Uh My God. Seriously, slap their face a million times also not enough.
• The noobest, worst and the suckest type of human being in Earth.
• Conclusion: All of them can just go commit suicide so that all of us can live in peace.

Main Conclusion:
See the Hawaiian. They are so peaceful.

Learn from them and save the world.
Hawaii.